I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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