Me. At least after what I've been through.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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