Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Randomize
