Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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