she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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