but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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