i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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