just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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