another moral hangover. fuck.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
