I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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