I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it was like his penis was on wheels.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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