adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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