At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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