Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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