Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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