Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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