Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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