Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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