where does the pee come out of this thing
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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