Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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