dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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