He is an equal opportunity slut.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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