do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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