The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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