Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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