i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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