O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Houston, we have a blender
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
