Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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