id be glad to
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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