But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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