I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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