i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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