are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Randomize
