Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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