I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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