Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i dont even know how to be here
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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