Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Randomize
