your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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