And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
