There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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