Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
