yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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