the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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