If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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