ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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