my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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