no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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