chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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