i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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