I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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